I don't even know

swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

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dammit-clint:

I just kinda imagine one night during dinner in the great hall some muggle-born asks “is this real life” and across the table someone answers “is this just fantasy” and before anyone had a chance to really comprehend what was about to happen, everyone in the hall is singing bohemian rhapsody

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unmarvel:

I’m going back to the circus.

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ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

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trilliath:

queenbroslob:

bryanthephotogeek:

iwasneverasweetheart:

cubbiemcprude:

Time to get healthy.

Damn

I actually like a couple of these, and I can see some of you liking specific ones as well. 

these look like something good to switch it up with

I want to make these for all my favorite characters… and then I can wake up and think… “I’m having a werewolf day.” and make it happen YEAH

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otterlogic:

My favorite moment in A Story About Them.

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babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

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It is 4/14.

dirkshead:

The Homestuck fandom awakens with a faygo-induced hangover. They rush to the computer just to see if Paradox Space had been some sort of dream, or a sopor hallucination.
The Homestuck fandom grins, showing a sharp set of teeth.
Homestuck is forever.
Homestuck will be forever.
The Homestuck fandom has gone godtier.

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the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

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fucklestrade:

Lestrade spin off show called “Scotland Yard”.  The series finale is where they finally meet Sherlock.

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theirtinywings:

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.

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twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

au de homõ

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